Saturday, September 25, 2010

of a li'l outing with the Baby Banana.. :)

Yesterday we had a li'l outing as to celebrate her belated birthday, she's all grown up to be a very pretty lady now.
We had our lunch at this kinda new joint called the clinic cafe, unique layout and concept, but the food was pretty mainstream, but sedap anyway. The young lady also got a call bearing good news when we were eating, so once more, Kongratulasi!!!!

*could she be like dexter?!?! sweet girl by day, serial killer by night, with her rather small set of weapons though.. :p *


She had a mmmm... was it a mocha or cappucino...? In a mini old school medicine bottle, comel... but not as comel as her Hammie!
Ini, saya punya Oreo Milkshake..
This is her Chicken Cordon Bleu, and yes, that is a syringe, filled with sauce..
Mine was Black Pepper Chicken with pasta, notice the container its served in..

Seems somewhat UFO like don't you think.... :o



Then much to my shame, she grabbed the bill and paid for it...
Yes...i know...how sad of me letting her pay, even though she insisted.

Tapi ticket wayang, which was Wall Street. Itu saya cover, partial redemption! Haha!  *crickets creaking*

An alright movie, good performances by the the two main's, but at times there was a wee bit too much on the technical talk bout stocks and share and all that business economy stuff which kinda lost me now and then, as much as I tried to faham those parts, but a nice watch anyway.. :)

After that, Adoi, big showdown on the phone with mom bout bringing Banana Baby home, to cook her dinner. And of course, yours truly, The Rebel Without A Cause, prevailed!
And in what I would categorise as a Hari Ini Dalam Sejarah moment, I had brought a gorgeous girl home, to cook for her. *catches breath*  And now you know why I was out of breath for a bit and stammering in the elevator.
We chilled in me room for a bit, she deliberately tortured the Teddy that she gave me, over patting him and shaking him and aiyooo, kesian Teddy.
Off to the kitchen next, I made her Linguine with shredded chicken and coriander pesto, and mind you, pesto made from scratch ya, not some Prego sauce out of a jar okaayy... *bangga*
Sorry la if the Parmesan was 'fake' or my presentation tak berapa "up", I'll do better next time ookie's?
Thanks for helping me shred the ayam and waiting on me while I masak-ed.. :)

Here she is, enjoying her dinner, *nom,nom*, under Teddy's watchful eye..

No you are not fat, and neither do you look like an aunty, please! Good grief!
A person is eligible to be called fat, only when it's seen to be very obvious and it causes health deterioration.
You're beautiful just the way you are as a person and in looks! I don't need to get the President of the USA to write you a letter confirming how fine you look.. *teddy nods along*
Remember, Miss Enthusiasm, show it bout how you feel bout yourself.... Sorry if I seem like I'm preaching, just pouring my thoughts out.
Hmmm... and since you do read my blog, no I'm not having "oh shit, she read everything that i wrote with reference to her, the poem and all my other gripes" it is a blog for public viewing, so I have no problem with you reading it, instead I appreciate it, and glad you saw my tribute to Hammie, that Calvin & Hobbes comic strip really fit the moment in my mind, I hope it had the somewhat same effect for you. :)

Well, back to our day, after she habis makan-ing, i got her to pick one colour paint from a box of water colours, (whispers) *I actually already knew what colour she was gonna pick, but just in case, I brought the whole box along :p* and got her to do some painting for me, no no, I did not make her paint my walls, nor did I let her paint Teddy as well, but i got her to paint this....

Look at the speed and dexterity there, such skill shown with deft flicks of her brush, she paints so fast we can barely even SEE the brush! Theo Walcott is a snail compared to her, foof!
Her homemade B'day card I made for her, It had beach sand pasted on the borders as well as some pink/red seashells, the white part i had written using candle wax. Remember, some of us did do artwork like this light years ago, so i decided to go old school. We both can So Solemnly Swear That We Are People Who Once Failed Art In School, but no worries, we all have other talents that we can use.

The Pretty gal and her finished card, dazzling smile, even the star above her head looks dark in comparison.

Pretty Rose and gal! Hmmm, somehow scenes from the movie Beauty And the Beast come to mind right now, the rose and all, haha..
I sure hope she enjoyed the outing as much as I did, and hope dinner was good too.
Thanks for the transport and lunch, appreciate it loads.

Happy Birthday my friend. Take care and hope to see you soon.
*hugs*

of some heart string twanging songs







Yup, go ahead and lie to me some more, see if terrifies me anymore than i already am......

Saturday, September 18, 2010

of That Okay Song....!

Havoc punye lagu beb sekalian nih, ambilkan dengar kepada seluruhnye dan nampakkanlah ke-enjoy-an pada muka-muka hangpe iya!






"You should grow a misai. Then you'd be a micho."

Hahaha! A micho, adoi, sounds more cute than macho la abang...
A taxi driver once told me at work, something 'misai' related, he said amongst them, there's a new term called "Kontrol Misai". I asked him where'd it come from, dia pun cakap, last time when some 'Awek chun comes around, laki mesti mula "kontrol macho" kan, jadi since the term "kontrol macho" feel like its been used abit too long de, they ambil keputusan to modify la bagi jadi "Kontrol Misai"

But all in all, the message being delivered is great, so is what they represent and by the look of things, they really put a lot of time and effort into the making of that video. *Tabiks!*


Here are the lyrics for your ke-enjoy-an! Sing along now....!!!

That Okay Song

Verse 1
Going downtown going underground
"What's the best place to get good DVD9's lah macha?"
Well I kinda know a guy in Chinatown
"Petaling Street? Aisey-man situ selalu kena raid lah beb."
But my taukay always brings all the prices down
"Okay-lah, but that one if kena saman cannot get diskaun wan."
It's all settled coz the guy is from my hometown
"Wah. Eh can help settle mine ah? Dah bertimbun-lah bro."

Verse 2
Stuck in a car on a highway
"Look at this fella here. Bawa kereta macam jalan bapak dia. Hoi."
Everyone's driving like it's Sunday
"Yang 'ni pulak sure lesen kopi punya, 100 percent!"
But for real it happens every damn day
"Kesian cik adik 'ni pulak kena accident. Faster take the nombor."
Coz we blame it on the floods, the trucks, the traffic lights, and the rempits cutting in lanes left to right

Pre-Chorus 1
Myl. You should grow a misai. Then you'd be a micho.
What the hell is a micho-lah?
"Misai Macho"
Fulamak. Goes well with my kopi jantan-lah.


{Chorus}
Hey, it's okay.
We gotta live for a better day. (Hey!)
Now we give a little a love and we're on our way
Kita kaotim everything, parava-illay

You say, don't play play
Kita mudah lupa but we say "nay". (Nay!)
Now we got a little love, keep it on replay
You say semua tak boleh, tapi we all okay aje!

Verse 3
"Why the all tak habis-habis reminding us to be grateful. What's up man?"
Why does it feel like its just a game?
"The same familiar fat faces on billboards, tv, paper, blah, blah, blah"
Same faces, catchphrases and bad cliches
"Check out this lame rhyming rhetorics, man... Hit me Ezra"
Things like... bersabar, jangan cabar, bersyukur, jangan lupa, muda lupa, cemerlang gemilang terbilang.

Pre-chorus 2
How long you going to be away again? Visa dah settle dah?
Dah. My visa can tahan three months.
You going to some tropical paradise getaway kan?
Yeah some damn nice gila exotic place called Kuching and KK

Chorus
Instrumental
Chorus




Next is another hit single about being a Macha or wanting to be a Macha.... I Am A Macha.... yehh....





Mmmm.... I havent worn Bata in a while de, but i do wear my Pallas shoes with Macha-ness pride!
And I'm gonna be off to the mamak in a few hours time to kena a milo ais and catch Sunderland v Arsenal, Go Gunners!  :)

Thursday, September 9, 2010

of some sights during a walkabout

Inspired by Justin's midnight stroll, I too did go about Georgetown on the 31 July, to visit some of the exhibitions that were held to coincide with the Georgetown Festival, so apart from them exhibitions I did go jalan-jalan to slow things down and see Penang in a different way, on me two paws....


















Wednesday, September 1, 2010

of the note

Just decided to write bout the Teoh Beng Hock suicide note, it's bloody weird that the note was found in Teoh's bag 2 months after he died by the investigating officer, Its like what the fuck, it didnt occur to whoever, that something could be in the bag, you think he was carrying an empty bag around as a fucking fashion statement, might at well ask him to join America's Malaysia's Next Top Model to parade his slingbag on the runway.
And the fact that it took 2 months to find it?!?! Kane, is Teoh's bag like Doraemon's magical pocket is it, an inter dimensional storage device till it took so bloody long to find.
And since it took you so damn long to find it, I'm sure you had an even harder time finding you wife's cunt when you gonna fuck her right, since a note is bigger, she must've been bored out of her brains while you were prodding and probing about to find that opening of her's, which could explain why it took that long to find the note, fuckwad.

Next, on something different, you know what Ibrahim Ali, maybe you should just get a pet dog,
lie down on your back












And get the dog to Fuck you in your shit head of a face!!!! you dog-cocksucker!!
or......


You, Siti inshah and Ahmad ismail should have a fuckin' threesome of racists!! you bunch of inbred bumiputera's, which means son's of the soil, my ass, more like son's who soiled themselves!

That tudung-ed whore of a pricipal, siti inshah, what's that you said again bout us indians and chinese huh,
"Chinese students are not needed in the school and can go back to China or Sekolah Foon Yew (a private Chinese school in Johor).....the prayer strings Indian students wear on their neck and wrist make them look like dogs, and only dogs would be tied this way"

Fuck you lahh...! go screw yourself with a bamboo shoot before we stitch your sorry cunt and ass up with rafia string and send YOU to china!
I hope the pandas ass rape you...

Even Namewee made song for you, awww...how sweet of him....



Dan Selamat Hari Merdeka kepada semua!
We are Malaysia,
Negaraku.